Benji baby (benji_baby) wrote,
Benji baby
benji_baby

OH GOD!!

whered my fuckin beard thinger go????? It was attached to my face this morning....but its gone now! {sob}

Eulogy:

T'was a good beard thinger. Not quite a goatee, due to the fact it didnt go above my lip....not quite a beard, because of its diminutive size...

But t'was a good beard thinger nonetheless.

I {boo hoo} loved that little tuft of fur that sprouted from my chin, but alas, it tickled her when i kissed her.

.......Except it really didnt. BLOODY HELL! It was my damn toungue all along!

But fear not, gentle reader. The disappearance of my beard thinger paves the way for a new generation of facial hair. Yes, i am growing a "Kevin Urban line beardy"

starting now.....
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